2019 Collected Events


So, again with the end; and a new beginning…

Gretchen takes office.
Mean Gene Okerlund pinned to the mat at 76.
SuperDave finally met a stunt he couldn’t pull off. Bob Einstein, 75.
No more muskrat love for Darryl Dragon, 76.
Pelosi elected as Speaker again. Again.
Wise fool. Avant garde independent auteur Jonas Mekas completes his lifelong self documentary at 96.
“Impeach the motherfucker!” Stay classy, Rep. Tlaib
Kelleth Cuthbert Fiji Water Girl photo bomber extraordinaire.
Trump goes prime time to address the wall.
Comatose woman gives birth. Eeeww.
Bezos divorce displaces Amazon founder. Not really.
13 year old Jayme Closs found after 87 days.
Murray announces retirement?
J.D. Gibbs finishes his laps at 49.
Goodbye Dolly. Carol Channing, 97
Gillibrand announces her presidential bid.
Brexit. Again. One more time. No confidence?
Confrontation at Lincoln Memorial.
Astounding playoffs with no calls and overtimes. NE over KC and LA over NO.
Cold. Cold. Cold. Super blood wolf moon.
Kamala Harris announces her presidential bid.
Olga Loizon serves up final snacker at 92.
No SotU? Nah, just delayed a bit.
Govt. reopens. Kinda. A little bit.
Stone indicted.
Aussie open – Djokovic, Osaka.
Fords run over. New beginning at Spud!
The night CAN be cold. James Ingram, 66.
No more small roles for Dick Miller at 90.
Polar freeze! -14. Record.
Pat’s – Rams SB LIII 13-3. Brady. Belichik.
John Dingel, final campaign is over at 92.
Albert Finney takes the curtain at 82.
King takes home Westminster Best of Show
Donald declares a state of emergency!
Hamlin takes the Daytona flag.
Lagerfeld creates no more controversy at 85.
Peter Tork stops monkeying around at 77.
Jussie. What have ye wrought?
Amazon cargo plane goes down in Texas.
91st Academy Awards goes hostless.
North Korea Summit pt. 2 begins!
North Korea Summit pt. 2 abruptly ends.
Katherine Helmond finally meets the boss at 89.
Space X Crew Dragon launches dry run.
Retail apocalypse begins.
Autorama rolls in to not Cobo
Tennis gets 100th in the open era.
Luke Perry gets a new ZIP code at 52.
Number 7, Ted Lindsey crosses the blue line at 93.
King Kong Bundy takes the mat at 63.
R Kelly believes he can fly. He’s wrong.
College bound? Perhaps not. Scandalous behavior.
Surf music loses its lead guitar. Dick Dale, 81.
Tornadoes touch down for spring.
New Zealand mosque shooting.
Mueller report – no collusion conclusion delusion.
MWs 1st surgery goes fine.
Mrs. Fish leaves us behind.
Don Williamson leaves only his statue at 85.
Ron Swede climbs walls at 70. Overdey.
Texas takes NCAA title.
Tigers take opening day.
Shy black hole photographed.
Assange arrested.
Dwayne Wade final triple double.
Tiger takes the Masters.
GoT final season begins.
Washington diocese offers to rebuild trust. Uh, yeah.
Notre Dame burns.
Lawrence Cherono and Worknesh Degefa take Boston marathon.
Georgia Engel softly departs at 70.
The Captain comes back; Stevie Y as GM
Sri Lanka suffers terror.
Endgame marks… ending.
San Diego synagogue shooting.
No more Boy in the Hood John Singleton, 51.
The Wookie didn’t win. Peter Mayhew,74.
Country House takes the 145th Derby after Maximum Security’s DQ.
Denver school shooting.
Prince Archie arrives.
Coder Challenge.
Grumpy Cat, Tardar Sauce, gone grumpy at 7.
Julie Barnes is totally mod. Peggy Lipton, 72
World’s oldest virgin, Doris Day, 97.
Snorkel! Tim Conway final sketch 85.
Nikki Lauda makes final lap, 70.
Blue Hills.
Chevrolet’s Simon Pagenaud takes 103rd Indy 500 in a thriller.
Bart Starr makes his final play, 85.
Bill Buckner makes final play, 69.
Mueller breaks silence following investigation.
The snowman melts. Leon Redbone sings his last song at 69 or so.
Swamp Thing returns. Then leaves before he arrives.
Godzilla is King of the Monsters.
Virginia Beach shooting leaves 12 down.
End of iTunes.
Jimmy retires.
Ortiz takes a shot. Literally.
Toronto NBA champs.
St. Louis NHL champs.
Gloria Vanderbilt’s bottoms are tops at 95.
Iran shoots down drone.
This is war! Virtual war. Commence cyber attack
Democrat debates begin. Wait. How many?
US runs away with FIFA WWC championship.
Beth Chapman takes her last bounty, 52.
Pride month celebrations reach massive proportions.
Trump visits summit.
Trump actually visits N. Korea.
Lee Iacocca learns where all the leaders go at 97.
Arte Johnson takes his scooter and peddles away at 90.
11 time champ Joey Chestnut reigns again.
Alfred E. Neuman is worried. Mad magazine ceases publication after 67 years.
7.1 tremble hits So. Cal.
America wins WWC soccer.
Hand grenade with a bad haircut makes a giant sucking sound, Ross Perot, 89.
And I oop, again.
RIP Rip Torn, 88.
Halep over Williams and Djokevic over Federer at Wimbledon
Sit right back and I’ll tell a tale… of Epsteins isle.
Face App takes social media by storm.
50th anniversary moon landing. True.
10 downing street reshuffle. Mayer out. Johnson in.
Puerto Rico Governor resigns after protests.
Mueller testifies.
Like tears in rain. Rutger Hauer longevity is 75.
San Francisco shooting.
Detroit Democrat Debate.
L. Brooks ends his term at 80.
Weekend of weaponry – El Paso Walmart shooting takes 20 lives with 26 wounded. Dayton Ohio shooting counts 9 dead, 26 shot. Chicago park shooting claims 1 dead with 7 wounded.
Toni Morrison’s last experience, 88.
Epstein suicide stuns almost no one.
Hong Kongers protest.
Tlaib and Omar banned/barred from Israel.
Dog fishing is a thing.
Peter Fonda rides easy into the sunset at 79.
15th annual BttB. 25th WDC.
G7.
The Crim 43.
Hong Kong goes crazy.
D23.
The Amazon burns.
McIlroy brings home the FedEx Cup.
Rhoda goes to meet Mary. Valerie Harper, 80.
Texas shooter takes 5 wounds 20.
Hurricane Dorian, cat 4.
Verlander throw his 3rd no hitter.
Vaping? Uh, no thank you.
53.
Bianca Andreescu and Nadal take the U.S. Open.
T. Boone Pickens final takeover, 91.
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Mr. Rock & Roll Eddie Money takes two tickets to Paradise at 70.
Saudi Arabia oilfield attacks.
“Sorry to this man.” No need, Keke.
Purdue Pharma files 11 ironically causing everyone to reach for their oxy.
Ric Ocasek let’s the good times roll at 75.
Jerry Kelly takes home the 2nd Warwick Ally Challenge.
UAW / GM strike commences.
Cokie Robert’s gets her last scoop at 75.
Yeah, let’s storm Area 51. Be right there.
Ukrainian phone call sparks official impeachment inquest.
The Tigers are the worst. Literally.
Diahann Carroll walks on by at 84.
Turkey invades Syria.
Ginger Baker takes his two-drum kit to the BIG band at 80.
Shepard Smith leaves Fox behind.
Diplomatic immunity!
Fortnite goes black. Black hole that is.
Elijah Cummings makes final “impassioned” speech at 68.
Turkey – Syria temporary cease fire.
Millikens term is over at 97.
Rise and shine!
Bill White joins the rest of the old industrial philanthropists at 82.
Rise of Skywalker trailer breaks the internet.
Explosive testimony?! We’ll see.
No more talk of lynchings. Public, private, metaphoric or literal.
Founders. What a mess. I think I need a beer. Oh, sorry.
The GM strike is essentially over after 40 days.
Max and Connor have a little run in with a forest denizen on their Ludington trip.
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi gets his comeuppance.
Washington over Houston 4 – 3 in WS games.
Washington 232 – 196 in impeachment games.
Peugeot / Chrysler merger.
Cruelest trick of all – Halloween snow.
A new legacy! Penske gives himself an early holiday gift and takes the keys to Indy.
Stafford makes it to 136 consecutive.
Kids Bop Karen rides Lyft.
Hong Kong protests escalate.
Chicago FabTech trains run in the first snow.
The Mandalorian begins taking bounties and Yoda babies are a thing now.
Kyle Busch 2019 Monster Energy NASCAR Cup.
Impeachment inquiry begins.
Michael J. Pollard makes his last funny appearance at 80.
Know your meme, white cat!
DOT pours wrong mix. Uh oh. sorry not sorry.
Lion’s Blough isn’t giving thanks this year.
Trump visits Afghanistan for turkey day.
London Bridge stabbing.
Kid Rock rants.
Reanimator realized. Thanks for the horror, Yale.
Merry Swiftmas. The marketing machine.
Pensacola shooting claims 3 sailors.
Hey! Let’s go watch a volcano erupt!
Rene Auberjenois, 79, makes final appearance that no one recognizes.
Carroll Spinney, 85, on his way to where the air is sweet.
Peloton ad and Aviation sequel make meme majesty.
Miss Universe – South Africa.
Golden Globes (foreign press) presents gender bias.
Our good ole loveable Roscoe leaves to meet his master.
Greta Thunberg – Time Person of the Year.
Sal Frangione places final picture on wall. Danny Aiello, 86.
FCA Peugot?!
Impeachment #3
Junior Johnson makes the Bootleg Turn right on into the Pearly Gates at 88.
Don Imus final broadcast at 79.
Texas church shooting ends quickly.
Hannukah stabbings.
What? Sharon Stone uses a dating app?!
Syrian airstrikes create Baghdad embassy protests.
American Girl of 2020 announced – Joss Kendrick.
Technofluential artist Syd Mead designs in a new medium at 86.
Happy New Year! May 2020 bring you all the best.

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